SEX-CRAZED HORNY FISH ARE INVADING OUR WATER!

So, it has been reported that fish have become increasingly horny due to massive quantities of an unnatural chemical in their water conditions, according to a recent study.

Prozac, which is often used as an antidepressant drug for humans seems to be turning fish batsh*t crazy, sending them into a breeding frenzy, with those affected by the drug continuously trying to hump at any possible given occasion.

A study made by Monash University first confirmed the findings, following lab testing with the drug, which highlighted that male fish spent almost twice as much time trying to chase tail compared to those who had not been exposed to such chemicals.

The ingredient, also known as Fluoxetine finds it's way into our water systems and proves almost impossible to flush out during the sterilizing and safety process, which in turn makes its way back into our natural water streams, making a whole host of horny fish in the process. Just imagine the fish pool parties, though!

Can you imagine what the future might hold for Spongebob Squarepants and his under-the-sea buddies if this problem continues?

It has to be said that this does make a rather humorous story, although a rather unnatural outcome nevertheless.

I guess it could be worse, I mean hornier than usual fish results in more baby fishies, more baby fishies would presumably mean higher numbers of what might otherwise be a low population in some fish. So I guess this could be seen as a 'stiff story' to shake a stick at.

What do you think of this studies findings? As always let us have it in the comments section below.

And until next time...

Fran
'ShadEO9'